>call into work

>kim asks for a number to call me back on

>i give her one of the numbers in the training room

>killsself

sukkadoesfilthythings:

listening to amélie soundtrack makes me all kinds of mushy

also headcanon: equius is always scared of hurting karkat when he touches him, so he’s always SUPER CAREFUL AND CONCENTRATED when kissing or doing anything.
and he’s always hovertouching instead of properly touching. and never grabs anything, he lifts everything carefully.

yes, good. >:]

headcanon: Gamzee likes to antagonize Tavros in bed. he’ll stop sex for a moment to blow a raspberry on his tummy or give him a wet willy. tavros is usually too polite to scream at him to stop. usually.

specialsari:

my babies <3 

jesus FUCKING CHRIST, when did 4:42 happen????

i have to get ready for work which is in 45 fucking minutes

i swear to god it was 2 o’clock like, ten minutes ago

cumstuck:

pedoshaming:

fastpuck:

late night porn

inspired by One Shoe, Two Shoe, Red Shoe, Blue Shoe by vulturer

submissive dave is a thing i never knew i truly needed in my life, and i am grateful to vulturer for writing it 

/ollies outy

FUCK

YES

REALLY FUCKING GOOD

DOMJOHN IS REALLY GOOD FFFFFFFFFFF

OH FUCK

GET HIM, JOHN, GET HIM

You are apparently a tiny version of Gamzee.

“gAmZeE sEnDs HiS rEgArDs”

“OH GOD”

Central New York man, Jeckster Reed Priest, aged 19, was arrested today for repeatedly beating a 16 year old girl with a juggling club. He screamed “HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER HONK HONK” while being put into cuffs. More news at 11.

expanding on that last joke

“You like Homestuck?” Jay asked, excitement invading his syllables. He pointed to the girl’s shirt, emblazoned with the sigil of Taurus. “Tavros is my favorite!” she replied, just as cheery about it as he; she added, matter-of-factly, “Tavros and Vriska were meant to be, you know.”

Jay pulled out his juggling club from his strife specibus, much to the horror of his opponent shipper.

“peanut butter and jelly. FOREVER. motherfucker. HONK”

im sorry but if you ship tavros and vriska we cant be friends

:’(

terrachu:

JAY

i cant handle this i have no fucking words i m just likle done rn

(Source: youtube.com)